Everyone likes things written in bullet points

• I know you prefer reading things that are in bullet point format. I am a writer and even I prefer it. Society is lazy.  And so am I.
• Therefore, this blog will be written in bullet points.
• It will simply be my daily musings. Which no one really cares about.  But I am going to put them on the internet anyways.
• That is in my introduction.  Now let's get to the good shit:
• Bam. You can even tab bullet points.  This blog is awesome already.
• I am listening to Florence and the Machine's new album which was given to me illegally. Worth it. 
• Best song: "No Light No Light"- the song starts like this- "you are the hole in my head, you are the space in my bed, you are the silence in between, what i thought and what i said." Get it girl.
• In the laundry room today, I was jamming to the cd and totally rocking out and the kid that was also waiting for his stuff to dry was banging his head to some music that was probably awesome as well. I felt like we bonded.
• I lost my headphones so I can't jam on the way to class tomorrow. Emergency stop at the store will be occurring.
• I bought a 50 pack of temporary tattoos last week. It is probably the greatest purchase I have ever made. I currently have a tattoo of a small purple purse on my wrist. I am thinking of getting it permanently done.
• I stayed up until 4 a.m. last night. Took a three hour nap after class today. It is 2:23 am. Not tired.
• Three musketeers bars are underrated.
• I thoroughly enjoy creeping on my Facebook friends who become sluts on halloween. It's intriguing.
• I wrote an article today about Texas Tech's epic win over Oklahoma two weeks ago (ha) and then epic collapse against Iowa State last week.  It's pretty damn good if I say so myself.
• J2 was awesome today.  Spaghetti and pigs in a blanket all in one day. Winning
• In rhetoric class today, we had to write letters to famous people asking for $100. I don't want to go into too much detail, but one group's letter was to Chuck Norris and it involved using a live rattle snake as a condom "and slamming her like you slam a screen door." Not classy, but quite hilarious.
• I think that's the conclusion of my first blog post. 
• Yay for bullet points! And this awesome blog!